A Circassian joke
An old Caucasian (Adyghe) enters the store and tells the clerk that he wants to buy two suits. The clerk;
- Grandpa, you’re already 80 years old, why do you need two suits? If you buy one suit, it will last you for the rest of your life…
- I want to buy one for myself and one for my father.
The clerk was surprised - Since you are 80 years old, your father must be 105…?
- Yes, we’re going to Grandpa’s wedding.
- Uh, if your father is 105 years old, then your grandfather is 130 years old?
- Yes.
- Your grandfather wants to get married? Again
- No, he doesn’t really want to, but his mother and father insist.
